Thursday, June 14, 2012

抓马queen和绯闻女王

某天早上吃饭随便聊天一下聊出一惊天八卦来 张小朵他们班有个男孩叫Eric,两个总在一起玩,我看见过几次。早上随便问了句, Eric是不是你好朋友啊?结果来了个惊人回答, "He is my boyfriend~~ but keep that as a secret okay?" 我没当回事,继续问,"你们班都谁有boyfriend啊? " “Only me, and I have two" (TWO!!??) "Ryan asked me to be his girlfriend first, he is nice but I don't like him that much, I like Eric more. But Eric didn't ask me. So I said yes to Ryan.. ..” 继续追问,原来后来终于Eric也开窍了来问张小朵能不能做他女朋友。十分有道德感的 她马上去dump了Ryan,然后回来答应了Eric。 “那Ryan有没有伤心呢?” “没有,he just said okay。” “那么现在你就跟Eric一个人玩?”(表这么早就把自己给定了啊) “of course not. 上午下午recess一共半小时跟Ryan玩,中午recess半小时跟Eric玩 ,I am fair, right?" (我的娘她的姥姥哟!!) 最后千叮咛万嘱咐,不能跟别人讲,因为她的好朋友Emily每天都问她现在有没有男朋 友,为了不让Emily笑话,她每天都要很guilty的lie说自己没有。。。 二年级就这么抓马啊有木有~~~~