某天早上吃饭随便聊天一下聊出一惊天八卦来
张小朵他们班有个男孩叫Eric,两个总在一起玩,我看见过几次。早上随便问了句,
Eric是不是你好朋友啊?结果来了个惊人回答,
"He is my boyfriend~~ but keep that as a secret okay?"
我没当回事,继续问,"你们班都谁有boyfriend啊? "
“Only me, and I have two" (TWO!!??)
"Ryan asked me to be his girlfriend first, he is nice but I don't like him
that much, I like Eric more. But Eric didn't ask me. So I said yes to Ryan..
..”
继续追问,原来后来终于Eric也开窍了来问张小朵能不能做他女朋友。十分有道德感的
她马上去dump了Ryan,然后回来答应了Eric。
“那Ryan有没有伤心呢?”
“没有,he just said okay。”
“那么现在你就跟Eric一个人玩?”(表这么早就把自己给定了啊)
“of course not. 上午下午recess一共半小时跟Ryan玩,中午recess半小时跟Eric玩
,I am fair, right?" (我的娘她的姥姥哟!!)
最后千叮咛万嘱咐,不能跟别人讲,因为她的好朋友Emily每天都问她现在有没有男朋
友,为了不让Emily笑话,她每天都要很guilty的lie说自己没有。。。
二年级就这么抓马啊有木有~~~~
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